What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 02:09
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
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What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Have you ever had a scary dream about a loved one or friend soon after their death?
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
How do you cope when your mother doesn't love you?
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
What are some great short jokes?
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
When a narcissist mad at their new supply, do they take it out on the old supply?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
What's the most trivial thing that ever made you go to the doctor?
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Image of giant volcano on Mars captured by NASA orbiter - ABC News
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Have you ever heard of the god Priapus being the same as the god Phosphorus?